And Then There Were Two

Listen Jane, I've been sitting here in my lawn chair for weeks watching that woman come and go on her motorcycle.  Not only does she have a motorcycle, but she lives alone in that 2-bedroom house.  Wouldn't it be great if we could get her out of there, so Buddy and Flo can move in?

What a great idea!  Then we could all be together again.  How do we do this, Joe?

Easy, we just tell her she's overhoused and that she has to go.

But is that legal?

We'll make it legal. We'll make a by-law forcing single people living in 2-bedroom units to move out.  We'll tell them that CMHC is making us do this.  

Oh boy, this is getting better! When can we get started?

Today.

Three months later:

Hey, Buddy, hey Flo, how do you like your new unit?  Come join the party.